Thank you so much for having us over for ___________________ (dinner/
We all had a _____________ (nice/great/fantastic) time.
I am so sorry that I drank too much and didn't help clean up. I'd
also like to apologize for _____________________ in your
________________. I hope it wasn't too much of a problem.
All my best,
And then we found someecards.com, where you can design your own cards with your own text.
We're thinking of publishing a whole line of domestic regrets. I'm bracing myself for a sudden onslaught of wealth.